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Wait was Batman just sitting in the audience of this courtroom the whole time and nobody said anything?
Not even batman is exempt from jury duty
Why did GNN have so many different camera angles?
Wouldn’t you send a ton of cameras if you heard that Batman had jury duty?
they should make a pill that makes people in their 20s feel good about where their lives are going
Impressive to me that no one said the same thing twice
Ngl I think most jobs should be illegal
"be able to stand for 12 hours"
"overtime required"
"must show up 10 minutes before scheduled clock in time"
"11 hour shifts with 30 minute break"
Die die die die die diediediediedie
Fun history facts: One of the 31 people arrested at Stonewall on June 28th 1969 was American folk singer Dave Van Ronk, who was not at the Stonewall Inn at the time and was cis & straight as far as I'm aware. He'd been eating dinner at a nearby restaurant when he noticed a riot happening, said "Well I suppose I should go see what the fuss is about," stepped outside, and immediately started throwing bricks at the cops.
Ol' Davey really just saw people rioting in the streets and went "Sweet! ACAB!"
bring this energy back
i’ve been workshopping this idea for like three days and i think i finally cracked the code
I'm watching Pingu right now and wow how did I forget that Pingu once tried to recreate the Tower of Babel.
Would love to hear the Vatican's opinions on this.
they are animals, and thus free of sin. In fact, doctrinally, animals give glory to God merely by existing so. Pingu’s fine
But by creating a tower tall enough to reach God's kingdom, would they achieve sin?
"At one famous trial in Autun, France, in 1522, some rats were charged with feloniously eating and wantonly destroying the province's barley crop and so were ordered to appear in court. “ if rats can commit crimes, penguins can sin
That’s French courts though. France is a perversion of every law, moral, or truth known to man or heaven.
sometimes as a short person seeing a tall person I'm taken by the urge to say "wow you're so tall" and every time I think "they're probably sick of hearing that" so I say out loud "kind of short, aren't you" and they inevitably say "what" and the only explanation I can give is "thought you might not get that much" and I could just say nothing, but I don't, and I believe that's the primary symptom of whatever's wrong with me